refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat, via marathong)

"Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside."

wow this made me sad. (via stay-ocean-minded)

I wish

(via acid-washed-thoughts)

(Source: pobredreamer, via he-made-me-insecure)

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

(via suspend)


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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via lizziemcjagger)

wasted opportunity
customer: do you know where i could find any microwaves?
michael: well you came to the right guy! my alter ego is mike-ro-wave and i-
calum: [walks by] MY MICROWAVE [drops 15 wii games]